WTF

Fox, that paragon of good taste, has a little something brewing for those of you who thought Temptation Island wasn’t trashy enough. That’s right, get your pugilism on for Celebrity Boxing, with Tonya Harding going 3 rounds with Amy Fisher (I kid you not). And if the thought of a catfight doesn’t get your blood boiling, Barry Brady Bunch Williams and Danny Bonaduce will be duking it out. Man, I hope Jerry Springer is getting some sort of royalties for this.

And really, who needs “Celebrity Boxing” when you’ve got Celebrity Deathmatch?!?

Get your butt over to Fine Print… their March issue is going online as I type this. There’s also some good stuff over at almostcool.org.

March holds a lot of promise, but it won’t be without its trials. A ton of great shows are coming up. The Golden Age, Lasso, and The Elevator Division on the 15th; Pedro The Lion on the 21st; And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead and Explosions In the Sky on the 26th… among others. I’ll be moving into a sweet new house, and I’ll have a sweet new office before the month is up. Now I just need to shake that February funk I’ve been in for the past week.

Gorkys Zygotic Mynci’s “How I Long To Feel That Summer In My Heart” is the song I’ve been waiting all year to hear.