What happened to me???

I used to be such a clean-cut kid. But now… I’ve got a 5 o’clock shadow like you wouldn’t believe, I stink from working in a hot office all day, and someone compared me to a heroin addict earlier tonight. But the worst is that I’m starting to get a mullet. I haven’t had a real haircut in… well, a long time, and it’s starting to show.

But at least I don’t have that mustache anymore…