More signs the end is nigh

Not to sound like Chicken Little or anything, but sometimes I think the end is a little more nigh than we all like to think.

First of all, Yahoo, everyone’s favorite website, has started selling hardcore pornography through its site. Pornography may have been the Web’s first — and maybe it’s only — profitable business, but does Yahoo really have to stoop this low to turn a profit? Kind of puts a whole new spin on their slogan “Do you Yahoo?,” doesn’t it?

In a completely unrelated, yet equally disturbing note, Steven Seagal is recording an album with — you guessed it — Wyclef Jean. Everyone’s favorite beefy action star/mannequin is laying down tracks down in Jamaica, including a Bob Marley cover. And people wonder why I’m such a music snob.

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