James Brown is now our unofficial “secretary of soul and foreign minister of funk.” Thank God… now that the “Hardest Working Man In Show Business” is doin’ his thing in D.C. (like a sex machine, it is assumed), maybe some stuff will actually get done and we can get on the good foot with countries around the world. (Okay, enough with the James Brown puns…)

Surprisingly, this is not an Onion article, though it does remind one of gems like these.