These Dreams, Part Two

Maybe it was the pepperoni pizza I had for dinner, or the shock from being woken up at 2:30am by the police because our car got sideswiped, but I had some bizarre dreams the other night:

1. I had become involved in an illegal film ring, and was trying to bring it down from the inside.
2. I was in a Japanese hospital along with a talking crab and some other anthropomorphized sea creatures.
3. One of my co-workers announced they were leaving on the same day that I discovered our offices were right next door to EllisLab’s.
4. Bill Callahan came to my workplace and led us all in a charismatic worship service.
5. Hirokazu Kore-Eda was making a film about an inflatable sex doll — played by Bae Du-na — who comes to life.

Oh wait, turns out #5 is real.