The future will never be as cool as Shadowrun

This 1991 promo video for Shadowrun — a role-playing game that blends sci-fi and cyberpunk with elements of fantasy — paints a picture of a future that sadly, will probably never come to pass.

A future where bulky, musclebound warriors carrying huge guns lead scantily clad women with big hair through gritty urban environments — and rip metal panels from walls for them.

Where magicians use the power of slutty clothes and bad posture to cast ​“spells” on dopey guys.

Where, most importantly, you can voyage through the 3D realms of cyberspace using nothing more than a PS/2 keyboard and some random cable plugged into the side of your head. Via Topless Robot.

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