Okay, last night might just have been the most epic “steak and beer” of all time, involving Dating For Dummies, watching Shanghai Noon until 4:00am, and footsoaking. Big love as always to the Omaha crew (especially to Jill for the strawberry shortcake)… I don’t think my feet have ever been this smooth.

By the way, if you look to the right of this column, you’ll find a new menu option called “News,” where I’ll be linking to strange, cool, and bizarre articles that I come across on this wierd Internet thing.