I Can Has Holy Scripture?

You knew it was bound to happen: introducing Teh Holiez Bibul, courtesy of the LOLCat Bible Translation Project. Here’s John 1:1 – 5:

  • In teh beginz is teh werd, and teh werd sez “Oh hai Ceiling Cat” and teh werd iz teh Ceiling Cat.
  • Teh werd an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz in teh begins.
  • Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.
  • Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez “Oh hay lite.”
  • Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek “Wtf.”

(In case you’re new to this whole LOLCats thing, here’s the Wikipedia entry. And of course, I Can Has Cheezburger?)

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